Okay, I get it! I'M FAT! No kidding!
But seriously? Do you have to make it worse? Creating a giant rip RIGHT. AT. MY. ASS. while I'm walking back from lunch? Having the doctor call to tell me despite my healthy eating habits my cholesterol is still elevated?
Look, I already have body perception issues. I don't need you adding onto it okay? Or is this shit on Em day?
Ya know what? Just leave me alone. Deal?
Now I'm going home to go change. I can sit in the office with a huge ass (literally . . . ha ha ha!!) rip in my dress!
Thank you to the woman who stopped me in the street to tell me about it. I really do appreciate it. I would have never noticed. Ergh . . .
On a happier note, I've got a fabulous weekend update coming up tonight! With pictures and all!
Update: P, one of my coworkers, sewed up the hole! She totally rocks!!
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